Kids these days:((

Most kids these days have an attention span that's approximately as wide as 1/8 of their girth (give or take a few kilometers). I'm just now looking at my own girth and considering the size of my own attention span, but its true....I'm already tired of blogging.

There are just a few things that are as sure as death. People are born...and they die....bloggers are born and they die, its just a shorter life..that's all. A blogger's life expectancy, according to recent calculations is just under 6 months, and thats being generous. Einstiene himself never realized how terribly reletive time is! Over time, those of us who still consider ourselves Homosapiens, may evolve into Myspaciens that consider an average lifespan to be a mere 6 months.

I can already see it in some future Spring addition of the National Geographic Issue. "The Monkeys We Came From:" Due to annual nuclear meltdown, local Myspaciens uncover in the solidified debris of the remaining portion of the moon, two bodies of apparent Homosapiens. XANGA scans produced conclusive evidence that both pre-historic specimens experienced death as a result of high consentrations of chloroflorocarbons and heavy blogging addictions.

But...hey what is History anyway? And I havn't seen many who seem to want to be a homosapien? Nobody likes to walk, run, or bike to thier destinations anymore, wear their own real hair, grow thier food, or even talk face to face. No....they would rather forget they have a body and let a machine take them to their destination, wear cat hair, no hair, or horse hair at best, take a "One-a-Day" for thier food suppliment, and peck around on something called twitter (which oddly enough really does resemble twitter) , calling THAT relationship!

Whatever is History anyway and who wants to be a homosapien? Beats me, but it worked...I feel like blogging again...or at least going off on something, if you call that blogging :)